Why was the astronaut fired?
Because he was too spacey!
What brand of underwear do mathematicians wear?
Alge bras!
Why do Photons make great guests at parties?
Because they really lighten up the mood!
Why couldn’t the two ropes win a race?
Because they were always tied!
Why does a dog chase his tail?
Because He’s TICKED off!
Why did the teachers tie their students’ legs together?
They were taking a class trip!
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