What do you call a rooster that wakes you up at the same time every single day?
an alarm cluck!
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From Jaden, 10 years old, Oldham, England
What do you call a rooster that wakes you up at the same time every single day?
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How do birds find out the weather?
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What day does a hamburger hate the most?
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What is the golf club’s favorite drink?
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What is a duck’s favorate food?
From Tanzania, 10 years old, United States
What does a cheetah say to the animals on the savannah?
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