What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs in the evening?
A human…there are three stages of your life…the baby crawls, the adult walks and the seniors use a cane.
Have you heard about the sidewalk joke?
It’s around town.
WHERE DOES A FISH GO TO GET MONEY?
RIVER BANK!
Doctor,doctor I feel like a bee!
BUZZ OFF ,can’t you see I am busy?
What do you call a fake noodle ?
An impasta !
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