The vampire looked at his computer and his head blew up. What did he say?
“Alright, who was the wiseguy who left the sunrise screensaver on?”
What happens when you annoy a clock?
It gets ticked off!
What room are zombies not allows in?
The living room!
What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?
Hi, Pop!
Why was the banana crying?
Because him and his girlfriend split.
How do snakes get up and down?
They use the hiss-calator!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 794
- 795
- 796
- 797
- 798
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
