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From Luyoona, 11 years old, Male' , Maldives

Why wasn’t Cinderella sporty?

Because she ran away from the ball!
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Filed Under: People

From Sophie Lowes, 10 years old, England

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Every body can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!
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Filed Under: Food

From Bryce W 16 years old, Brook IN

“Knock, Knock”
Who’s there?
“Brittany Spears”
Brittany Spears who?…..
“Knock, Knock…”
Whos there???

Oops… I….did….it….a–gain!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Cole, 7 years old, Northern Virginia

Which Superhero is the best baseball player?

BATman!
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Filed Under: Baseball

From Haleigh H, 11 years old, USA

Why didn’t the car feel well?

It had gas.
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Filed Under: Kids

From Haleigh H, 11 years old, USA

What did the Vampire say to the people in line?

Who’s necks?
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Filed Under: Halloween

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