What happens when a dentist and a manicurist get into a scuffle?
They fight tooth and nail.
Where is the safest room in the house from a zombie?
The living room!
What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger?
Nice buns!
What did the mother buffalo say to her son when he went to school?
bison
Where does a hippo get his shot?
In his hippobottomas!
Why did the cookie cry?
‘Cause his mom had been a wafer so long!!!!
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