What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Give me my quarter back!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Kristen, 13 years old, California
What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
From Muskan, 9 years old, United Arab Emirates
What is the biggest pan in the world ?
From Max, 8 years old, USA
Who did Mississippi get married too?
From Jeffrey D, 15 years old, Fallsington, PA
Why did Arthur Cross the road?
From Allie, 13 years old, New York City
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
From awesomeA, 11 years old, USA
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
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