Jokes By Kids

From Addie, 8 years old, L.A.,C.A

What city has lots of sand?

Sand Francisco!

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From Alexandria, 11 years old, Palmyra, Pennsylvania

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?

An Ele-Vader!

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From Creed, 10 years old, USA

What do you call a major run over by a steam roller?

A flat major!

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From Sam, 11 years old, Washington

What do you call a hot dog in a bun?

An in betweenie weenie!

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From Laurino, 13 years old, Phoenix

What do you get when you cross breakfast and a cheerleader?

Cheerios!

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From Addy, 8 years old, L.A.,C.A

What city has lots of sacks of Mentos?

Sack-ra-mento!

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