Jokes By Kids

From Allie, 13 years old, New York City

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers!

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From awesomeA, 11 years old, USA

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Duck.

Duck who?

Duck,duck, GOOSE!

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From Annie, 11 years old, Easton, MD

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home?

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From Rachel, 11 years old, L.A, California

A mom texts her daughter at school

The text says “You left your phone on the kitchen table!”

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From Priscilla, 7 years old, New York, NY

What is noisier than a pig caught in a fence?

2 pigs caught in a fence!

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From Janine, 10 years old, London, England

What key do you use to open a banana?

A Mon – key!

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