Why couldn’t the two ropes win a race?
Because they were always tied!
Why does a dog chase his tail?
Because He’s TICKED off!
Why did the teachers tie their students’ legs together?
They were taking a class trip!
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs in the evening?
A human…there are three stages of your life…the baby crawls, the adult walks and the seniors use a cane.
Have you heard about the sidewalk joke?
It’s around town.
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