Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What runs that never walks?
Your nose!
What games do cows play at their parties?
Mooooosical chairs!
How can you tell when a ghost is lying?
You can see right through it!
What looks exactly like a tiger but weighs nothing?
Its shadow!
When is the clock starving?
When it goes back for seconds!
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