What do you call a turtle and a porcupine put together?
a slowpoke!
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From Samantha, 17 years old, Illinois
What do you call a turtle and a porcupine put together?
From Sam K , 9 years old, Dubai
What has the head of a cat,the tail of a cat,and yet isn’t a cat?
From Addison, 8 years old, Los Angeles, CA
What animal wears a tie?
From Ava , 12 years old, Grenada
What do get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
From Mohammed, 10 years old, Jordan
What is worse than a worm in your apple?
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What is in the middle of India?
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