Why did the the chicken stop halfway across the road?
because it chickened out!
Why was the skeleton lonely?
It had no body to play with!
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot’s in the door!
Have you ever heard the razor joke?
No?
Because it’s too sharp for you!
Because it’s too sharp for you!
What phone does Anakin Skywalker have
A Droid!
What do cats and teenagers have in common?
Cats have 9 lives; teenagers think they do!
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