Why did the farmer receive an award?
Because he was out standing in his field!
Why wasn’t Cinderella sporty?
Because she ran away from the ball!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Every body can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!
“Knock, Knock”
Who’s there?
“Brittany Spears”
Brittany Spears who?…..
“Knock, Knock…”
Whos there???
Oops… I….did….it….a–gain!
Which Superhero is the best baseball player?
BATman!
Why didn’t the car feel well?
It had gas.
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