Jokes By Kids

From Lizzy, 9 years old, USA

What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?

You-reeka!

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From Caroline, 11 years old, Illinois

What do monkeys sing at Christmas time?

Jungle Bells

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From Niya, 11 years old, Virginia Beach, Virginia

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

It’s too far to walk!

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From Lydloves, 9 years old, Canada

Why did a man name his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites!

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From Lucette, 5 years old, Prague, Czech Republic

What’s Black-White. Black-White.Black-White. Black-White?

A penguin doing summersaults down the hill!

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From Samantha, 11 years old, USA

Knock Knock
Who is There?
Hatch
Hatch Who?

Bless You!

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