What did the zombie say when he was ready to color eggs?
”Lets start dying!”
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Willow, 9 years old, Portland
What did the zombie say when he was ready to color eggs?
From Gigi, 11 years old, PA
Why didn’t the skunk have anough to go to the movies?
From William Duff, 12 years old, Vancouver
Why couldn’t the 7 and 10 get married?
From Luyoona, 11 years old, Male' Maldives
How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?
From VIKKI, 8 years old, LAS VEGAS NEVADA
WHY CAN’T YOU TELL AN EGG A JOKE?
From Addie, 8 years old, L.A.,C.A
What city has lots of sand?
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