Patient: Doctor, my ears are ringing!
Doctor: Then answer it !
What do dogs like on their pizza?
Pup-eroni!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Spell.
Spell Who?
Ok, W.H.O!
Why did the baker not get a car?
Because he didn’t make enough dough!
Why did the chicken play the lotto?
To win a million clucks!
Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine?
because the label says ‘Shake well before using!’
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