What kind of medicine do ants take when they’re sick?
ANTibiotics!
Person calls a store: “Do you have Dr. Pepper in
a can?”
“Yes, we do.”
“Well, please let him OUT!”
What Do you call an astronaut in space that has to sneeze?
SNOT ROCKETS!!
What did one rock say to the other rock?
Nothing it’s a rock!!!
What did the calculator say to the boxer?
Punch some numbers in!
What do you call an alligator that is a private eye?
An Investigator
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