Why was the pirate afraid to go to the movies?
Because it was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a cars windscreen?
Its bottom!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
What kind of movies do evil composers like?
Anything with violins!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A Jolly Rancher!
Why do birds fly south for winter?
Because they’re too tired to walk!
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