How is a book like congress?
They both have pages!
What would I be if I were freezing?
Cool!
What has 12 wheels, it’s furry,and has four ears?
Two bunnies on roller skates!
What do you do when you hurt your toe?
You call a toe truck!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens were not invented yet!
Why do you have to go to bed?
Because it doesn’t go to you!
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