When is the clock starving?
When it goes back for seconds!
What did the pasta say to his mom?
Pasta salt and pepper please!
What did the circle say to the square?
You’re pointless!
Why did all the girls not want to date Dracula when he was young?
They said he sucked.
Knock Knock!!
Who’s there??
Lettuce..
Lettuce Who??
LETTUCE in!! It’s cold out here!!!!
Why did the school cook go to jail?
Because she beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
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