What key do you use to open Thanksgiving?
A tur-KEY!
What do you get when you combine a bird, a car, and a dog?
A flying car-pet!
What is a vampire’s favorite animal?
A Bloodhound!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day ?
I’m nuts for you!
Patient: Doctor, my ears are ringing!
Doctor: Then answer it !
What do dogs like on their pizza?
Pup-eroni!
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