Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot’s in the door!
Have you ever heard the razor joke?
No?
Because it’s too sharp for you!
Because it’s too sharp for you!
What phone does Anakin Skywalker have
A Droid!
What do cats and teenagers have in common?
Cats have 9 lives; teenagers think they do!
What did the zombie say when he was ready to color eggs?
”Lets start dying!”
Why didn’t the skunk have anough to go to the movies?
Because he only had 1 scent!
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