How come the letters S and H never talk to each other?
because whenever they are together everyone tells them to “SHHHHH!”
What day do vampires hate?
Sun-day!
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
He wanted bigger buns!
What key do you use to open Thanksgiving?
A tur-KEY!
What do you get when you combine a bird, a car, and a dog?
A flying car-pet!
What is a vampire’s favorite animal?
A Bloodhound!
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