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From Nevan Reza, 13 years old, London

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Spell.
Spell Who?

Ok, W.H.O!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Adrian, 9 years old, Florida

Why did the baker not get a car?

Because he didn’t make enough dough!
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Filed Under: People

From Christina, 7 years old, Los Angeles, C.A

Why did the chicken play the lotto?

To win a million clucks!
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Filed Under: Chicken

From Nevan Reza, 13 years old, London

Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine?

because the label says ‘Shake well before using!’
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Filed Under: Doctor

From Silvia, 8 years old, United States

Once upon a time, there was an unseen giant. Nobody had ever seen him. He would play many pranks on the villagers such as lifting off the roofs of shabbily made houses and roll up the waves oh so high. Sometimes, he would even pull up great trees from the forest, and block the roads with them. But this giant also did some very good things. He would blow some air into a house when the mother of a very sick child prayed for some cool air, and he would carry tiny seeds on his back from the desert where they couldn’t grow all the way to the lush forest. This giant could whistle, and you have probably heard him a many winter’s night; sitting in front of a nice,warm fire. Can you guess what this giant’s name is?

His name is Wind!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Chaney, 9 years old, United Kingdom

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

To find Pluto!
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Filed Under: Animal, People

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