Why did the dolphin run cross the road?
to get to the other tide!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why did the clock get sick?
Because it didn’t wash its hands!
What religion is a cow that is on a diet?
Moo-slim!
What’s a ca’st favorite color?
Purrrrple!
When do you go on red and stop on green?
When you are eating a watermelon!
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