Jokes By Kids

From Ethan , 10 years old, New Jersey

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day ?

I’m nuts for you!

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From Nevan Reza, 13 years old, London

Patient: Doctor, my ears are ringing!

Doctor: Then answer it !

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From Miley, 3 years old, Kansas

What do dogs like on their pizza?

Pup-eroni!

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From Nevan Reza, 13 years old, London

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Spell.
Spell Who?

Ok, W.H.O!

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From Adrian, 9 years old, Florida

Why did the baker not get a car?

Because he didn’t make enough dough!

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From Christina, 7 years old, Los Angeles, C.A

Why did the chicken play the lotto?

To win a million clucks!

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