What do you do when you hurt your toe?
You call a toe truck!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens were not invented yet!
Why do you have to go to bed?
Because it doesn’t go to you!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?
To get some spare ribs!
What do you find in a clean nose?
A finger print!
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