Tom, can you please point where we are?
Tom- Right there! (points to North America)
Teacher- Correct… Now little Johnny, can you tell us who discovered North America?
Little Johnny- Tom did!
What do you get when you mix a vampire and a doctor?
Blood tests!
What do you call a spy that’s underwater?
James Pond!
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
AMATUR.
AMATUR WHO?
AMATUR SERVICE MA’AM!
What does the 0 say to the 8?
Nice Belt!
Why did the girl put make up on her forehead?
Because her teacher told her to make up her mind!
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