Why do you have to go to bed?
Because it doesn’t go to you!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?
To get some spare ribs!
What do you find in a clean nose?
A finger print!
Tom, can you please point where we are?
Tom- Right there! (points to North America)
Teacher- Correct… Now little Johnny, can you tell us who discovered North America?
Little Johnny- Tom did!
What do you get when you mix a vampire and a doctor?
Blood tests!
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