How can you tell when a ghost is lying?
You can see right through it!
What looks exactly like a tiger but weighs nothing?
Its shadow!
When is the clock starving?
When it goes back for seconds!
What did the pasta say to his mom?
Pasta salt and pepper please!
What did the circle say to the square?
You’re pointless!
Why did all the girls not want to date Dracula when he was young?
They said he sucked.
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