What day of the week do fries hate?
Fry-day!
What kind of dog watches shows?
A showdog!
What kind of bird does not have to get a haircut?
Bald eagle!
What do you call a chicken that knows kung fu?
Kung Pow Chicken
What do you call a Duck that commited theft?
A “robber” ducky!
How does a tree get into its computer?
It has to LOG-IN!
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