Jokes By Kids

From Angeli T, 12 years old, Philadelphia, PA

What did the cheeseburger name
its daughter?

Patty!

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From Angel T, 12 years old, Philadelphia, PA

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

Beacause he was in need of a light snack

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From Tina B, 15 years old, Philadelphia, PA

Knock,Knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who Who?

Is there an owl in there?

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From JANESSA, 7 years old, HOME

WHAT DID THE BAT SAY TO THE GIRL?

I LOVE HANGING AROUND YOU

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From Angeli T, 12 years old, Chicago, IL

What is a monster’s favorite place to swim?

Lake Erie.

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From Mazzi, 9 years old, Washington

Why did the cow cross the road?

‘Cause she was tied to the chicken!

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