What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
An Ele-Vader!
What do you call a major run over by a steam roller?
A flat major!
What do you call a hot dog in a bun?
An in betweenie weenie!
What do you get when you cross breakfast and a cheerleader?
Cheerios!
What city has lots of sacks of Mentos?
Sack-ra-mento!
Dracula and the Abominable snowman got married. They had a kid named frostbite. Then his sister came along.
Her name was Pop suckle!
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