Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy been working on the railroad all the livelong day!
What’s a computer’s favorite food?
Pizza, one BYTE at a time!
What kind of party do prisoners want to attend?
The Going Away party!
What part of your eye smells pretty?
The IRIS!
What kind of teeth can you buy for $1?
Buck teeth!
What did the cat say when he saw the desert?
Wow! What a litterbox!
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