Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He didn’t have no body to go with!
What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?
It’s not my fault.
What do you call a ghost’s parents?
TRANSPARENT!
Vet: Why is your cat’s hair seared off?
Me: Well, my lizard likes to play…
Vet: What kind of lizard is that?!
Me: A dragon!
What day of the week do fries hate?
Fry-day!
What kind of dog watches shows?
A showdog!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 823
- 824
- 825
- 826
- 827
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
