What kind of party do prisoners want to attend?
The Going Away party!
What part of your eye smells pretty?
The IRIS!
What kind of teeth can you buy for $1?
Buck teeth!
What did the cat say when he saw the desert?
Wow! What a litterbox!
Where did your sister go on vacation?
“I don’t know; Alaska!
Patient: Doctor , Doctor I can’t sleep! It’s driving me crazy.
Doctor: You should lie on the edge of the bed . You’ll soon drop off.
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