What kind of bird does not have to get a haircut?
Bald eagle!
What do you call a chicken that knows kung fu?
Kung Pow Chicken
What do you call a Duck that commited theft?
A “robber” ducky!
How does a tree get into its computer?
It has to LOG-IN!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo it was possible!
Hey, is it me? Or does it smell like UPDOG in here.
What’s UPDOG?
Nothing much, how about you?
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