Jokes By Kids

From Mai'ia, 11 years old, Pohnpei, FSM

Why did all the girls not want to date Dracula when he was young?

They said he sucked.

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From Angelina , 5 years old, Las Vegas

Knock Knock!!
Who’s there??
Lettuce..
Lettuce Who??

LETTUCE in!! It’s cold out here!!!!

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From Zach, 10 years old, Canada, Manitoba

Why did the school cook go to jail?

Because she beat the eggs and whipped the cream!

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From DUDE, 11 years old, IDAHO

WHY WAS THE INVISIBLE MAN’S HEART BROKEN?

HIS GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE COULDN’T SEE HIM ANY MORE!

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From Jayde H.JayJay, 10 years old, Canada, Ottawa

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who.

Irish you’d take me to the soccer game!

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From Kelly, 11 years old, Connecticut

What`s Santa`s favorite sandwich?

Peanut Butter and JOLLY!

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