Who granted the fish’s wish??
The fairy cod mother!
What’s a dog’s favorite part of the house?
The woof!
So one cat died and went to heaven and Saint Peter was at the gates and said to the cat, “Is there something I can do to make your stay better? Five days later five mice were killed in a tragic farming accident and went to heaven and were offered the same deal. They said, “All our lives we have been chased by dogs, cats and women with brooms; we are tired of being chased and they were fitted into roller skates. A week later Saint Peter checked on the cat and the cat said:
I love those meals on wheels you have been sending by!
“Doctor, I’m turning invisible!”
“I’m sorry. I can not see you right now.”
What dinosaur never gives up?
A try-ceratop!
How do you make milk shake?
Give it a good scare!
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