What do you call a Duck that commited theft?
A “robber” ducky!
How does a tree get into its computer?
It has to LOG-IN!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo it was possible!
Hey, is it me? Or does it smell like UPDOG in here.
What’s UPDOG?
Nothing much, how about you?
What does the Easter Bunny use to keep his hair in position?
HAREspray!
Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a HOLE in ONE!
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