How do you make a goldfish age?
Take out the “g”
What do you call a monster with no ears?
Anything you want, he cannot hear you!!
What do you get if you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie! 😀
What do you call beer on your chin?
A beered!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Return.
Return who?
To sender of course!
Why couldn’t the orange make it up the hill?
Because he ran out of juice!
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