Jokes By Kids

From Maisha, 9 years old, England

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Police!
Police who?

Police open the door!

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From Kayla A, 8 years old, Memphis TN

Who did the vampire marry?

The girls’ necks door!

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From Rylie, 8 years old, Usa

Why did the horse move?

To find a better naaayyborhood!

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From Karina, 10 years old, San Diego, California

What do you call a pig doing karate?

Pork chop!

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From Daniel, 8 years old, Washington

What do computer geniuses eat?

Bytes!

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From Krystalynn, 11 years old, Chesapeake, Virginia

What’s the square root of pie?

Cupcake!

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