Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
You!
You who?
We’re playing hide-and-seek?
What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing. It just waved.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat them separate!
Why did the ghost try out for cheerleading?
He thought he had spirit!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!
What do elves learn in school?
The elfabet!
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