Patient: Doctor , Doctor I can’t sleep! It’s driving me crazy.
Doctor: You should lie on the edge of the bed . You’ll soon drop off.
Knock knock, Whos there? Ketchup. Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I”ll tell you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Raisin.
Raisin who?
Raisin the roof!
What are the two things that you can’t eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He didn’t have no body to go with!
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