Jokes By Kids

From Katelyn, 13 years old, Tennessee

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

It’s not my fault.

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From Elizabeth & Bri, 17 years old, Florida

What do you call a ghost’s parents?

TRANSPARENT!

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From Emily, 12 years old, Austin, Texas

Vet: Why is your cat’s hair seared off?
Me: Well, my lizard likes to play…
Vet: What kind of lizard is that?!

Me: A dragon!

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From Kimmy, 10 years old, New York

What day of the week do fries hate?

Fry-day!

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From Lexie, 10 years old, Hope,Arkansas

What kind of dog watches shows?

A showdog!

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From Gaven S, 10 years old, Hudson North Carolina U.S

What kind of bird does not have to get a haircut?

Bald eagle!

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