What does the planet Pluto say?
WOOF!
Pete and repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Repeat!
Why was the broom late?
It over SWEPT!
A girl and a boy are sitting and talking.
Girl: Do you know the time?
Boy: No, we haven’t met yet!
A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,
“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?
Because they are already born with spots!
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