What do you get if you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie! 😀
What do you call beer on your chin?
A beered!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Return.
Return who?
To sender of course!
Why couldn’t the orange make it up the hill?
Because he ran out of juice!
Two firecrackers were sitting holding hands. Their friend sighed. When they asked why he sighed he said…
“Sparks really do fly between you guys!
Why was the little strawberry so sad?
Because her mom was in a jam!
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