Jokes By Kids

From Sarah U., 8 years old, Utah

What dinosaur never gives up?

A try-ceratop!

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From Allyyssaaa, 10 years old, Kentucky, Bowling Green

How do you make milk shake?

Give it a good scare!

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From Jon, 13 years old, Canada

How do you make a goldfish age?

Take out the “g”

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From Amanda, 6 years old, New York

What do you call a monster with no ears?

Anything you want, he cannot hear you!!

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From Valentina, 8 years old, Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur

What do you get if you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie! 😀

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From Grace E.N., 7 years old, Wilmington

What do you call beer on your chin?

A beered!

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