Why did the clock get sick?
Because it didn’t wash its hands!
What religion is a cow that is on a diet?
Moo-slim!
What’s a ca’st favorite color?
Purrrrple!
When do you go on red and stop on green?
When you are eating a watermelon!
Why did the fan bring a ladder to the football game?
To see the Giants!
What trees clap?
Palm trees!
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