Jokes By Kids

From Al, 11 years old, Franklin, MA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kook.
Kook who

Hey, I didn’t come here to be insulted!

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From Bridge, 8 years old, U.S.A

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?

Wanda go to the movies?

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From Tim, 17 years old, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?

Freddy or not here I come!!

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From Jeff, 14 years old, Connecticut

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

You!

You who?

We’re playing hide-and-seek?

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From Karime, 3 years old, IL, USA

What did the ocean say to the sand?

Nothing. It just waved.

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From Jacqueline, 10 years old, Spring, TX

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat them separate!

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