Jokes By Kids

From Daniel, 10 years old, Califonia,Usa

Why couldn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?

He didn’t have the guts.

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From Brandon, 13 years old, Somewhere over the rainbow

What gets long if your mother’s happy, or short if your mother’s
angry?

Your name!

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From Brendan R, 10 years old, United States of America

What you call a girl on the beach?

Sandy!

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From Moira D, 7 years old, Alabama

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger!

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From X, 10 years old, USA Florida

What goes oh oh oh?

Santa walking backwards!

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From Simran, 10 years old, United States

What’s a name for an idiot ON HALLOWEEN?

DUM-BOO!

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