What did the cat say when he saw the desert?
Wow! What a litterbox!
Where did your sister go on vacation?
“I don’t know; Alaska!
Patient: Doctor , Doctor I can’t sleep! It’s driving me crazy.
Doctor: You should lie on the edge of the bed . You’ll soon drop off.
Knock knock, Whos there? Ketchup. Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I”ll tell you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Raisin.
Raisin who?
Raisin the roof!
What are the two things that you can’t eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
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