Why do giraffes have long necks?
Their feet smell!
What did the sand say when the tide finally came in?
“Long time no sea!”
How does Darth Vader know it’s your birthday?
He can feel your “presents”!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Dinosnores!
Why shouldn’t you play a game with African cats?
Because there are Lyons, and Cheetahs!
What do baseball and cupcakes have in common?
Batter!
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