Why did the man buy a Ford?
Because he wanted to go ford not backward!
I’m a serial killer…
I stepped on a cornflake!
Why did the skeleton go to a barbecue?
To get some spare ribs!
Why did the skeleton cross the road??
So it could get to
the body shop!
the body shop!
Why couldn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
He didn’t have the guts.
What gets long if your mother’s happy, or short if your mother’s
angry?
Your name!
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